There's a fellow who is an avid golfer.
Actually he's a golf fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee
time. He get up very early and golfed all day long. Well, this
one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of
the closet and goes out to his car to drive to the course. It is
raining, a torrential downpour. Snow is mixed with the rain and the
wind is blowing 50 mph. He comes back into the house and turns on the TV
to the weather channel. From there he finds it is supposed to be bad
weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly
undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's back, and
whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." She replies,
"Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?...