Middle Aged Woman

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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the

hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience.

Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No, you have another

43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a

facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had

someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much

more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

She got out of the hospital after the last operation, and while crossing

the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40

years?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."