The missing chapter

Well how true this is . . . .
a lost chapter in the Book of Genesis

Where dogs came from.....

Adam was walking in the garden and cried out to God
"You used to walk with me every day. Now I do not see
you anymore. I am lonely here, and it is difficult for me
to remember how much you love me."

And God said, "I will create a companion for you that
will be with you forever and who will be a reflection
of my love for you, so that you will love me even when
you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or
childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion
will accept you as you are and will love you even as I
do, in spite of yourself."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for
Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he
wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals
in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "Because I have created this new animal to be
a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of
my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and
loved him and Adam was comforted. And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian
angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has
become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock
and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed
taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."

And the Lord said, "I will create for him a companion who will
be with him forever and will see him as he is. The companion
will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not
always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam.

And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into
Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the Supreme
Being.

And Adam learned humility.

And God was pleased.

And Adam was greatly improved.

And Dog was happy.

And the Cat didn't give a damn one way or the other.